[click_to_tweet tweet=”Relating to be an attractive goth, what is your function?” quote=”skullssales.com”] >> Teen angst, drama, I hate my mum and dad, I hate college, I hate life, you recognize, I want all that, however like, make it ho. >> What’up this is fats Tony and this is Thrift Haul. A competitive trend show with two competing who’s styles the first-rate on the finances. Todays episode Thot matter. Our contestants we’ll be competing to look who’s the best goth in goodwill. Contestant quantity one actress Anna Akana. >> hi there! >> Contestent quantities two, director Mike Diva. >> hi. >> Y’all with thrifting? >> I’m with shifting. >> i am with thrusting so hard. >> Is something you are sporting thrifted? >> No, this is pricey.
>> >> i guess we don’t with shifting. >> Do you describe yourselves as goth? >> No. >> No. >> Do you describe yourselves as Thomas? >> maybe. >> probably. Yeah, somewhat bit. Yeah, yeah. >> Kinda. Thirsty that. >> I’m everywhere the position. I consider it lazy but nonetheless, I kinda pull it off. The lazy. >> Our contestants will compete in three rounds. A bodily undertaking, a looting spree and sooner or later, a runway show judged by myself and guest choose Amanda blank. Be honest, we’re watching for a horny Instagram goth today. Which one in all y’all are gonna win it? >> normally Mike.
>> usually Anna. Truthfully, we’re very supportive associates. >> And you’re an awfully horny man. >> thank you, you are an awfully horny girl. >> thanks. >> Get ready for a very boring episode of Thrift Haul. >> well, we can’t have any of that >> Play to win guys. >> we’d like some actual winners. >> I truthfully hate this I’m so blissful you mentioned that. >> Yeah, your hair is stupid.
>> hi there, you Anna. >> you. >> that’s not all. The winner picks an outfit out for the loser to put on. Take a percent and put up it to Instagram and it will probably not ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be deleted. >> I failed to understand that. >> I didn’t understand that. Failed to sign up for that but ok. >> For the browsing spree each and every of you commenced with two minutes to your clock. If you need extra time, I’ve received a physical project for that task. If you engage in it, you get 30 seconds delivered to your clock if you’re the winner.
>> I’m going to have interaction may ask. >> Let’s do it. >> circular one, i would like you guys to give you a sexy spell. >> an attractive spell? >> The sexiest spell wins. Mike Diva, you are up first. >> Man. K. Eyes of a newt. Tits of the inspiration, i am hoping to be goth sooner or later makes me hot. >> k, that’s fairly good. You just pull out in your ass. >> >> Anna, you are next. >> okay. >> japanese? >> My gosh. >> Gothic Lolita there. >> simply gothic Lolita cumming on the finish. >> Is that cum? >> That was once cum, yeah.
That used to be purported to be cum, yeah. >> Cool. Cum is tight dude. >> Amanda blank. >> that’s intricate. >> each are very horny. >> i don’t relatively know what you said. >> I said howdy appear at my feet you are entire lifestyles is magic. >> that’s good. >> I imply mine rhymes but like. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I ought to provide it to Anna. >> I blew it. >> Anna, you get 30 seconds delivered to your clock. You get to make a decision who goes out to hit the looking spree first. >> i am going to say Mike, he hates going first. >> Yehay, I do. >> circular two searching spree. >> I have to win considering that Anna thinks that we’re rather good friends, but really I am not able to stand this. Hey, what’s up Anna? I’m going to win simply by being myself. And deciding on excellent. And Anna, I do not think she absolutely understands what a goth is. >> Mike Dave is up first. Are you in a position? >> i am capable. >> choose out anything you suppose you’re going to put on and we’ll see how you put together your look. Recollect you are going to be judged on your creativity.
Your overall look and adherence to the theme which is Thot matter. >> I’ve velocity shopped at sizzling matter by means of all of excessive college the place my mom used to be waiting for me outside. So I feel that I have been prepped for this for a very long time. >> Mark Damon you’ve got two minutes for your clock. >> I received this. >> ready, set, go! >> All correct this is a little fancy, i admire this. >> Very thotty. >> darkish and thotty. >> i like this cuz it can be like Mad Max that. >> Ooh, yeah, that is real cool. >> Yeah, i might go darker. >> without doubt. >> extra nasty. >> The sleeves that he has on them. >> supply us drama, we would like drama. Black eyeliner. I hate my mother! >> okay, k. >> have been you an angsty teen? >> Very. >> i can see that. >> Les Mis. >> >> simply full of drama. >> We acquired some black pants right here. That’s just right adequate. >> Anna, how about you? >> Yeah. >> Angsty teen? >> Crying always. >> Did you journal? >> i have colossal shelves of journals from once I was a teen.
>> i like straight up can not to find something. >> 30 seconds left, Mike! >> that is dangerous. >> Hurry child. >> These boots are money. These pants. >> I was once going to assert, does he have any bottoms? >> it is bought flickers, its kinda sheer >> 5, four, three, two, one >> Mike, get back over here. Excellent job. >> >> that’s a lot of black. >> You obtained a whole lot of black in there. >> entire lot of black. >> I adore it. All proper, let’s have a look at what Mike Diva bought in his haul. >> correct off the bat, I got something that’s a bit of bit more dad got.
This one was once a mistake I grabbed on a whim. It is on some Mighty Boosh. I do not know, it’s only a straight up dress. >> it is going to more commonly look just right on you. Usually now not. >> I’d put on that. >> This one’s received like a first-class salt and pepper vibe. Style of like Dave Navarro’s facial hair. >> Dave Navarro. Take three. >> Take three. He is bought each nipple pierced.
>> Daddy Navarro would put on this and that’s why I bought it. This one’s acquired some flavor to it. >> I’d put on that too. >> a little bit sparkly, a bit sheer. >> that’s thotty >> I bought these pants cuz they have exceptional hounds enamel sample. >> Are those leggings? >> I do not know. >> They seem like maternity pants. >> And we now have my Mad Max fury goth. >> that is giving me like, Perry Farrell 2016, you recognize what I mean? Like. >> unhappy Perry girl. >> Yeah, however very hoey. >> I believe it’s a bit more difficult for a man to be a hoe. >> Is it rather? >> in view that you have got to show extra skin when you are a hoe.
One thing is you must have like the whole thing particularly slim. You want to see the outline of the junk. That is very thotty to me. >> These boots are very like. >> I read, shine the maniac and i watch Invaders in. I hang around external the theater room at lunch time and on the weekends my mom drives me to the goth membership. >> similar to all you need is a p.C. Of garments and a tumbler pink wine and you are able to hit the street. >> >> Will Mike Diva turn out to be the sexy Instagram goth we’re all ready for? >> Yeah. >> i am relatively wishing we should be more aggressive. >> successful is not relatively predominant to me. Mike’s one of my nice friends. I particularly love him so if he wins and he feels excellent, excellent! I’m just going to be attempting my great, be in the second and see how it goes. And if something? We will appear quite foolish.
>> All right. We received Anna up next. She’s acquired two minutes and 30 seconds on her clock. Let’s see what the hell she does with it. >> i like looking. >> ready set go >> She’s moving slowly. >> that is various confidence with any one with such tiny legs. >> Yeah. >> She’s selecting a lot dumb. >> Ooh! >> competitive speak. >> You acquired two minutes left. >> Ooh. >> quality sweater, I received to say. >> Whoa. >> Strategically determining pieces. >> that’s obtained cats on it. >> deciding upon that isn’t goth, making an awfully bad selection. >> I’m not fairly certain. >> this is lovely, these make >> Thighs, very Avril Lavigne. >> Very Avril. And Avril is the queen. >> She may not be God, however she’s a queen of scorching tub for rattling sure. >> These are funny. >> those aren’t so dangerous.
>> One minute thirty seconds. >> ok, i guess I received some footwear. >> Wow, look on the self-assurance. The self-assuredness. >> She is chilling. >> She’s making a choice on some boots. Just right boots. >> Catwoman. >> i ponder if they’re her measurement. >> She’s obtained lovable little feet. Ok, very hooker-y. >> i need her to be a bit of more thotty. >> Yeah, I’m not seeing where is like the slutty ho teen pregnancy vibe. >> the place’s that part in Google. >> To so much hot, no longer adequate thot. >> that is my fundamental quandary. >> looks like my prom gown. >> that is horrible. >> 20 seconds left. >> okay. >> received trouble realness. >> Wow. >> Woah. >> That sparkled. >> five, 4, three, two. >> These are particularly funny. >> One. >> She did it! >> that’s essentially the most laidback browsing spirit I’ve ever noticeable in my life. >> i really like looking. I simply had quite a lot of time beyond regulation on my fingers so I grabbed this only for enjoyable. >> seem at these pockets! >> i am no longer certain if cargo >> Shorts has obtained to me. >> not good. >> I hear you. I hear you. >> A staple of shitty got sparkly skintight pants. >> I don’t know about that. >> They probably somewhat an excessive amount of flair.
An excessive amount of. >> I’ve identified relatively some attractive both in my day they usually never wore that. >> They under no circumstances wore diamonds. >> k. Okay. What about this? It can be acquired purple weapons on it. >> that is very angry and angsty. >> Hashtag scorching hashtag NRA. Mini skirt. >> I could see that paired with, like, one of those joyful bunny shirts that says, boys suck. >> Bang. Bang. >> Mm-hm, mm-hm, very fine lace gown. >> That could work. >> a bit of matronly. >> k. All right. That is just a sheer. >> Woah, bought a full thott alert. >> it is a variant of that. Very tiny skirt. >> Wow. That is it. >> And pair it with a Gryffindor Avril Lavigne tie.
>> good day howdy, you you, i don’t like your lady friend. I think you desire a new one. >> Me too. >> What a legend, wow provide it up for Avril Lavigne. >> This has cats on it. >> I suppose that is unsightly. >> Anna, what the. >> i love cats. Extra sheer. >> I did not understand Goodwill had so much sheer. >> Floral prime. >> Very 90s crafts. >> and then obtained some boots. >> I’d put on that. >> you would appear excellent in this Tony. >> Yeah definitely. Thanks. I’m pleased you see the vision. >> And a black tie for an option. >> you’re going to get a number of likes in the event you use any of these outfits >> yes.
>> Anna, I consider that was a horrible haul and you’re going to lose, but you recognize i really like you. >> i love you too. >> You my homie, but dangerous job. >> Are y’all? >> Amanda blank, you are about to hit the runway. >> i am so excited, I feel like it’s fashion Week in ny or Paris. >> We’re in none of those locations, we’re in Goodwill southern California. Can we get Anna out right here first? >> If I would do a loss of life drop proper now i would. >> She surely angsty. >> Lot of angst. >> Lot of attitude. >> So rude. >> are you able to inform us whatever about your outfit? >> If you aren’t getting it then I cannot give an explanation for it to you. >> Wow, that is impolite teen. >> Being disrespected is a colossal turn on for me. So i am a fan. >> k. >> She appears like she spends a lot of money at sizzling subject. >> She did a sizzling topic seem. Expensive. And the place does she get the makeup from? >> the place the did she get-. >> She’s added with some Harry Potter spell. She came up with some lipstick. >> That eastern she used to be talking previous.
>> that’s what she was talking. I want that outfit. I want to return to excessive institution and wear it. >> If that was in my feed, I might DM. >> I’d save it, jerk off to it. I would keep on to that photograph forever. Without end. It is time to see Mike. >> let’s have a look at him. >> Wow. >> Wow! >> The midriff. >> God damn. >> i am loss of life. >> That eye liner. >> that is like Matrix Reloaded. >> About to be unloaded. >> talk about cum y’all. >> So gross. >> What can you say about your outfit? >> The seem I used to be going for is that if David Bowie from the Labrinth Jack Sparrow and made like a slutty little goth youngster. >> you did it. >> With more bulge. >> I used to be going to assert there is so much going down and that I failed to wish to be cheesy and point it out. >> it can be mysterious. >> Is it a penis? >> Who is aware of? That’s a part of being goth is the thriller.
>> Endroging, I like it. >> Wow, and he made the jacket work. >> Now, your shirt. >> I proposal that this sparkly little shear wasn’t shitty enough. So I increased the thot element through 11. I gave it a satisfactory that toll. >> i admire that. >> Which is what a thotty teen I feel would do. >> inventive. >> they’re like I hate the shirt my mom purchased me however like i’m just gona put it on. >> Wow, he is too cool for us. >> i am freaking out, I want to comprehend what would your mother suppose about this outfit. >> perhaps i will get the acceptance I so crave from my mother if she saw this. >> She’ll be proud, i would be happy with you in case you were my youngster. >> thanks a lot, that implies more to me than you’ll ever be aware of. >> Mike David, thank you very a lot. >> >> Bravo. >> Man, that is fairly close. >> I think in my coronary heart very, very conflicted. They’re both so just right. >> Anna, what do you consider about her outfit? >> it’s luxurious looking >> Which is a little less scorching subject to me, i will say. >> fairly? >> but i assume it’s a form of thotty and Instagrammy too.
>> It was once certainly thotty and IG invaluable. >> I would like that photograph after which I’d not like it so I would like it once more. It might simply preserve stoning up. She’d be the one person shooting up in my feed. >> She wore all black and labored within the Avril Lavigne tie, she did it. >> She made it complicated. I would had been impressed if she in reality labored in those cargo shorts. >> I knew she wasn’t going to wear that shit.
She used to be seeking to psych out Mike. >> She’s wise. I would not wish to go toe to toe along with her. >> never ever. >> i am style of terrified of her certainly now. >> Mike Diva. Me up. >> i am now not going to lie. When I saw his corridor, I just got away. >> So hot. >> He came out so sultry and sexy, he’s like a sexy teen, that is like I’m going to go to school and could get some bizarre physique modification- >> Prince Albert. >> Like a lizard tongue. >> He’d like channeled male insanity to me. >> If one of them put out a clove, a glass of pink wine, I would have fainted. >> I imply, they both smoke cloves. >> big clove smokers. >> that is difficult. >> Anna, Mike. Come on out. Y’all are first rate. >> The makeup, the styling. >> The outfits. Wow. This is probably the hardest Thrift Haul I’ve ever completed. There can only be one winner. >> Mike, you crawled. You made it so. You gave us so much angle. >> You even cried for us. >> You cried for us. You really definitely shed a tear. And Anna simply looks like she’s going to drop out of excessive college >> Anna, you really brought the perspective we were watching for, real teen, truly seen, truly garish.
Amanda and I talked it over >> but the winner is Anna >> Cool >> She is a shot in order that makes a variety of feels >> I’m. >> Anna, as the winner gets to prefer an outfit so that you can put on, post it to your Instagram >> And that you could by no means delete it. >> Wow! >> good, I can have misplaced the battle, but I gained the conflict. Considering I consider like with this appear I’ve observed the true me. I consider extra secure than I’ve ever been on truthfully my whole life, so thank you for that. >> thank you, Amanda, Anna and Mike for rocking with us in these days. Remark under on who you suppose should have won and what must the next episode be about? Rejected street Fighter character? Cream of the meme? Tabasko and Jamie as Pete and Ariana? That is for the tremendous Deluxe Insiders.Or baby obtained back to college. .