Thot Topic ft. Anna Akana and Mike Diva | Thrift Haul
In terms of been a horny goth, what’s your role? >> Teen angst, drama, I hate my mothers and fathers, I hate institution, I hate lifestyles, you realize, i want all that, but like, make it ho. >> What’up this is fats Tony and that is Thrift Haul. A competitive trend show with two competing who’s patterns the exceptional on a finances. Todays episode Thot matter. Our contestants we are going to be competing to look who’s the finest goth in a goodwill. Contestant number one actress Anna Akana. >> hey! >> Contestent number two, director Mike Diva. >> hello. >> Y’all [BLEEP] with thrifting? >> i’m [BLEEP] with thrifting. >> i am [BLEEP] with thrifting so hard. >> Is something you’re wearing thrifted? >> No, this is high-priced.
>> [LAUGH] >> i guess we do not [BLEEP] with thrifting. >> Do you describe yourselves as goth? >> No. >> No. >> Do you describe yourselves as thots? >> might be. >> possibly. Yeah, a little bit bit. Yeah, yeah. >> Kinda. Thirsty thot. >> i’m in all places the location. I remember it lazy but nonetheless, I kinda pull it off. The lazy. >> Our contestants will compete in three rounds.
A physical undertaking, a browsing spree and subsequently, a runway show judged on my own and visitor decide Amanda clean. Be honest, we’re watching for a horny Instagram goth at present. Which considered one of y’all are gonna win it? >> often Mike. >> most of the time Anna. Truthfully, we’re very supportive buddies. >> And you’re an awfully attractive man. >> thank you, you’re an awfully sexy woman.
>> thank you. >> Get equipped for a very boring episode of Thrift Haul. >> good, we can not have any of that [BLEEP] >> Play to win guys. >> we want some real winners. >> I truthfully hate this [BLEEP] i am so glad you stated that. >> Yeah, your hair is stupid. >> hi there, [BLEEP] you Anna. >> [BLEEP] you.
>> that’s not all. The winner picks an outfit out for the loser to wear. Take a %of and post it to Instagram and it will possibly in no way, ever, ever, ever, ever be deleted. >> I failed to recognize that. >> I failed to recognize that. Did not sign up for that but okay. >> For the looking spree each of you started with two minutes on your clock. If you want extra time, I’ve bought a bodily challenge for that ask. If you enage in it, you get 30 seconds added to your clock if you’re the winner. >> i’ll engage my ask. >> Let’s do it. >> circular one, i want you guys to provide you with a sexy spell. >> an attractive spell? >> The sexiest spell wins. Mike Diva, you are up first. >> Man. K. Eyes of a newt. Tits of the suggestion, i am hoping being goth subsequently makes me scorching. [SOUND] >> okay, that is fairly excellent. You just pull out on your ass. >> [APPLAUSE] >> Anna, you are next.
>> ok. [SOUND] [FOREIGN] >> jap? >> My gosh. >> Gothic Lolita there. >> just gothic Lolita cumming on the finish. >> Is that cum? >> That was once cum, yeah. That was alleged to be cum, yeah. >> Cool. Cum is tight dude. >> Amanda blank. >> that’s difficult. >> each are very attractive. >> i do not relatively recognize what you said. >> I said hi there seem at my ft you are whole existence is magic. >> that is good. >> I imply mine rhymes but like. >> Yeah. [LAUGH] >> Yeah, I have got to give it to Anna. [SOUND] >> I blew it. >> Anna, you get 30 seconds added to your clock. You get to decide who goes out to hit the shopping spree first. >> i am gonna say Mike, he hates going first.
>> Yehay, I do. [LAUGH] >> round two browsing spree. >> I have to win given that Anna thinks that we’re rather good neighbors, however really I can’t [BLEEP] stand this [BLEEP]. Hiya, what’s up Anna? I’m gonna win simply by being myself. And picking out good [BLEEP]. And Anna, i do not suppose she absolutely understands what a goth is. >> Mike Dave is up first. Are you competent? >> i’m equipped. >> decide on out something you suppose you are going to put on and we will see how you put collectively your look. Bear in mind you’re going to be judged for your creativity. Your total appear and adherence to the theme which is Thot subject. >> I’ve speed shopped at sizzling matter by way of all of high school where my mother was once waiting for me outside.
So I think that i have been prepped for this for a very long time. >> Mark Damon you’ve got acquired two minutes on your clock. >> I acquired this. >> in a position, set, go! >> All correct this can be a little fancy, i love this. >> Very thotty. >> darkish and thotty. >> i like this cuz it is like Mad Max thot. >> Ooh, yeah, that is actual cool. >> Yeah, i would go darker. >> absolutely. >> more angsty. >> The sleeves that he has on them. >> provide us drama, we would like drama. Black eyeliner. I hate my mom! >> okay, k. >> have been you an angsty teen? >> Very. >> i will see that. [LAUGH] >> Les Mis. >> [LAUGH] >> simply stuffed with drama. >> We obtained some black pants right here. That’s excellent enough. >> Anna, how about you? >> Yeah. >> Angsty teen? >> Crying all the time. >> Did you journal? >> i have big cabinets of journals from after I was a teen.
>> i admire straight up can’t in finding whatever. [LAUGH] >> 30 seconds left, Mike! >> that is bad. >> Hurry child. >> These boots are cash. These pants. >> I was going to assert, does he have any bottoms? >> it can be acquired sparkles, its kinda sheer >> five, four, three, two, one [SOUND] >> Mike, get again over right here. Just right job. >> [APPLAUSE] >> that’s a number of black. >> You acquired a whole lot of black in there.
>> entire lot of black. >> I like it. All correct, let’s have a look at what Mike Diva obtained in his haul. >> correct off the bat, I acquired something that’s a little bit bit extra dad goth. This one used to be a mistake I grabbed on a whim. It can be on some Mighty Boosh [BLEEP]. I have no idea, it’s just a straight up dress. >> it will commonly seem excellent on you. On the whole not. >> i’d put on that [BLEEP]. >> This one’s obtained like a exceptional salt and pepper vibe.
Form of like Dave Navarro’s facial hair. >> Dave Navarro. Take three. >> Take three. He is got each nipples pierced. >> Daddy Navarro would wear this and that’s why I obtained it. This one’s bought some taste to it. >> i would put on that [BLEEP] too. >> slightly sparkly, a little bit sheer. >> that is thotty >> I got these pants cuz they have got a first-class hounds enamel sample. >> Are these leggings? >> I have no idea. >> They appear like maternity pants. [LAUGH] >> And we’ve got my Mad Max fury goth [BLEEP]. >> that’s giving me like, Perry Farrell 2016, what I imply? Like. >> unhappy Perry girl.
>> Yeah, but very hoey. >> I consider it’s a little bit harder for a person to be a hoe. >> Is it relatively? >> seeing that you ought to show extra skin when you’re a hoe. One thing is you have to have like the whole thing quite slim. You wanna see the outline of the junk. That is very thotty to me. >> These boots are very like. >> I read, shine the maniac and i watch Invaders in. I hang out outside the theater room at lunch time and on the weekends my mom drives me to the goth club. >> similar to all you need is a % of clothes and a glass purple wine and you are competent to hit the avenue.
>> [LAUGH] >> Will Mike Diva come to be the sexy Instagram goth we’re all ready for? >> Yeah. >> i am particularly wishing we must be extra competitive. >> winning isn’t fairly foremost to me. Mike’s one among my pleasant neighbors. I quite love him so if he wins and he feels just right, great! I’m just gonna are trying my pleasant, be in the moment and spot how it goes. And if some thing? We are going to appear fairly foolish. >> All correct. We acquired Anna up subsequent. She’s got two minutes and 30 seconds on her clock.
Let’s examine what the hell she does with it. >> i really like looking. >> ready set go >> She’s relocating slowly. >> that’s a variety of self assurance with any one with such tiny legs. >> Yeah. >> She’s making a choice on so much dumb [BLEEP]. >> Ooh! >> aggressive talk. >> You received two minutes left. >> Ooh. >> great sweater, I got to say. >> Whoa. >> Strategically identifying pieces. >> that is obtained cats on it. >> opting for that’s not goth, making a very dangerous choice. >> i’m now not relatively definite. >> this is cute, these make >> Thighs, very Avril Lavigne.
>> Very Avril. And Avril, is the queen. >> She will not be God, but she’s a queen of hot bath for damn certain. >> These are humorous. [LAUGH] >> those aren’t so unhealthy. >> One minute thirty seconds. >> ok, i assume I received some sneakers. >> Wow, appear on the self belief. The self assuredness. >> She is chilling. >> She’s determining some boots. Good boots. >> Catwoman. >> i wonder if they’re her size. >> She’s obtained adorable little ft. Ok, very hooker-y. >> i need her to be somewhat extra thotty. >> Yeah, i’m no longer seeing where is like the slutty ho teen being pregnant vibe. >> the place’s that part in Google. >> To much scorching, no longer ample thot.
>> that’s my essential obstacle. >> looks like my promenade dress. >> that’s horrible. [LAUGH] >> 20 seconds left. >> okay. >> got quandary realness. >> Wow. >> Woah. >> That sparkled. >> 5, 4, three, two. >> These are relatively funny [LAUGH]. >> One. >> She did it! >> that is probably the most laidback looking spirit I’ve ever obvious in my existence. >> i like browsing. I simply had numerous additional time on my palms so I grabbed this only for fun. >> appear at those pockets! >> i’m no longer certain if cargo >> Shorts has got to me.
>> now not just right. >> I hear you. I hear you. >> A staple of thotty goth sparkly skintight pants. >> I have no idea about that. >> They perhaps somewhat too much flair. Too much. >> I’ve recognized particularly a few attractive goths in my day they usually certainly not wore that. >> They certainly not wore diamonds. >> k. K. What about this? It is received pink guns on it. >> that is very angry and angsty. >> Hashtag scorching hashtag NRA. Mini skirt. >> I could see that paired with, like, a kind of completely satisfied bunny shirts that claims, boys suck. >> Bang. Bang. >> Mm-hm, mm-hm, very pleasant lace dress. >> That would work. >> just a little matronly. >> okay. All correct. This is only a sheer. >> Woah, acquired a full thott alert. >> this can be a variant of that.
Very tiny skirt. >> Wow. That’s it. >> And pair it with a Gryffindor Avril Lavigne tie. >> howdy good day, you you, i do not like your girlfriend. I think you need a new one. >> Me too. >> What a legend, wow supply it up for Avril Lavigne [APPLAUSE]. >> This has cats on it. >> I feel that is unsightly. >> Anna, what the [BLEEP]. >> you know i admire cats. More sheer. >> I did not know Goodwill had a lot sheer. >> Floral top. >> Very 90s craft. >> and then received some boots. >> i would put on that. >> you would look just right on this Tony.
>> Yeah definetely. Thanks. I am glad you see the vision. >> And a black tie for an option. >> you are gonna get a variety of likes should you use any of these outfits >> sure. [SOUND] >> Anna, I feel that was a horrible haul and you are gonna lose, but you recognize i love you. >> i really like you too. >> You my homie, however bad job. >> Are y’all [BLEEP]? [NOISE] >> Amanda blank, you’re about to hit the runway. >> i’m so excited, I suppose adore it’s fashion Week in ny or Paris. >> We’re in none of these areas, we’re in Goodwill southern California. Do we get Anna out right here first? [MUSIC] >> If I could do a loss of life drop right now i might. >> She definitely angsty. >> Lot of angst. >> Lot of perspective. >> So impolite. [MUSIC] >> are you able to inform us whatever about your outfit? >> If you don’t get it then I cannot give an explanation for it to you.
>> Wow, that is rude teen. >> Being disrespected is a gigantic turn on for me. So i am a fan. >> ok. >> She looks like she spend a lot of money at sizzling subject. >> She did a scorching matter seem. Steeply-priced. And where does she get the make-up from? >> where the [BLEEP] did she get-. >> She’s add with some Harry Potter spell. She got here up with some lipstick. >> That japanese [BLEEP] she used to be speakme previous. >> that’s that [BLEEP] she was once speakme. I want that outfit. I need to return to high institution and wear it. >> If that used to be in my feed, i would DM. >> i would save it, jerk off to it. I might hold on to that photo perpetually. Ceaselessly. [MUSIC] it’s time to see Mike. >> let’s see him. [MUSIC] >> Wow. >> Wow! >> The midriff. >> God damn. >> i’m death. >> That eye liner.
>> that is like Matrix Reloaded. >> About to be unloaded. >> talk about cum y’all. >> So gross. >> What can you say about your outfit? >> The look I was once going for is if David Bowie from the Labrinth [BLEEP] Jack Sparrow and made like a slutty, little goth baby. >> you probably did it. >> With extra bulge. >> I used to be going to assert there may be quite a bit happening and i did not need to be tacky and factor it out. >> it’s mysterious. >> Is it a penis? >> Who knows? That’s part of being goth is the mystery. >> Endroging, I love it.
>> Wow, and he made the jacket work. >> Now, your shirt. >> I suggestion that this sparkly little shear wasn’t thotty enough. So I improved the thot element by using 11. I gave it a best thot toll. >> i admire that. >> Which is what a thotty teen I suppose would do. >> inventive. >> they’re like I hate the shirt my mom purchased me however like i’m simply gona put it on. >> Wow, he’s too cool for us. >> i am freaking out, I wanna understand what would your mom consider about this outfit. >> maybe, i will get the acceptance I so crave from my mother if she noticed this. >> She’ll be proud, i’d be pleased with you in the event you were my youngster. >> thanks so much, that suggests extra to me than you’d ever be aware of. >> Mike David, thank you very so much. >> [APPLAUSE] >> Bravo. >> Man, this [BLEEP] is quite close.
>> I feel in my heart very, very conflicted. They’re each so excellent. >> Anna, what do you think abour her outfit? >> it’s costly looking >> Which is rather less hot topic to me, i’ll say. >> fairly? >> but i suppose it’s style of thotty and Instagrammy too. >> It was obviously thotty and IG beneficial. >> I would favor that photograph and then i would unlike it so I might love it again.
It might just preserve doping up. She’d be the one character shooting up in my feed. >> She wore all black and labored within the Avril Lavigne tie, she did it. >> She made it intricate. I would were impressed if she clearly worked in those cargo shorts. >> I knew she wasn’t going to wear that shit. She was looking to psych out Mike. >> She’s wise. I would not want to go toe to toe together with her. >> by no means ever. >> i’m style of petrified of her certainly now.
>> Mike Diva. [BLEEP] Me up. >> i’m now not gonna lie. After I noticed his hall, I simply gotten away. >> So hot. >> He got here out so sultry and attractive, he’s like a horny teen, that’s like i am gonna go to university and could get some bizarre body modification- >> Prince Albert. >> Like a lizard tongue. >> He’d like channeled male insanity to me. >> If one among them put out a clove, a pitcher of purple wine, i’d have fainted. >> I mean, they each smoke cloves.
>> large clove smokers. >> that is rough. >> Anna, Mike. Come on out. Y’all are awesome. >> The makeup, the styling. >> The [BLEEP] outfits. Wow. This is regularly the toughest Thrift Haul I’ve ever finished. There can handiest be one winner. >> Mike, you crawled. You made it ho. You gave us a lot perspective. >> You even cried for us. >> You cried for us. You really definitely shed a tear. And Anna just appears like she’s gonna drop out of high college >> Anna, you fairly introduced the angle we had been looking for, real teen, truly teen, truly dark.
Amanda and that i talked it over >> but the winner is Anna >> Cool >> She is a thot in order that makes a number of sense >> i am. >> Anna, as the winner will get to opt for an outfit for you to wear, publish it to your Instagram >> And which you can by no means delete it. [MUSIC] >> Wow! [MUSIC] >> good, I will have lost the combat, however I received the struggle. On account that I suppose like with this seem I’ve discovered the real me. I suppose extra secure than I’ve ever been on actually my whole life, so thank you for that. [MUSIC] >> thanks, Amanda, Anna and Mike for rocking with us today. Remark under on who you consider should have received and what will have to the subsequent episode be about? Rejected avenue Fighter persona? Cream of the meme? Tabasko and Jamie as Pete and Ariana? That’s for the super Deluxe Insiders